Seriously, what the fuck are scientists doing these days? If they're not making drone aircraft that will most likely Skynet the shit out of everyone sometime in the next 50 years, they're creating mutant insects that will probably overrun us as soon as they escape from their cage. (Note: if this results in anything resembling a human vs. bug war like in Starship Troopers I retract all criticism)
Kent Brockman said it first: Hail Ants.
Nightmarish 'supersoldier' ants with huge heads and jaws have been created by activating ancient genes.
good god... my gut reaction is 'kill'em all!"
ReplyDeletei actually thought the ants head was its body... cripes...
"Scientists say they can create the super soldiers at will by dabbing normal ant larvae with a special hormones"
so its just a drop of supersoldier serum that makes this happen? isn't this what lead to the likes of the green goblin and the hulk? actually didn't it also work for captain america? i guess it can go both ways....
have they managed to detect the aggression levels of the super ants? this could be key for when they eventually start to apply this to human embryos.
"Scientists created the monster ants in the laboratory by activating ancient ancestral genes"
ReplyDeleteso, this story also has a dash of jurassic park in it... terrific... the list of possible disasters looks like it's outweighing the optimal 'captian america' type potential here.
(at this point i'd throw in a quote from the jurassic park, but they were all used up in the hybrid shark post)
Hybrid sharks, mutant ants...this is not going to end well.
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