F-Packers, Go Giants

"hey ryan, do you like fish sticks?"

i heard this rumor from a completely unreliable source that aaron rodgers and ryan braun are a gay couple.... i mean, we already know braun likes needles in his ass, so is this that much of a stretch?

is it possible that steroids can be transferred anally? maybe this is why both are so good at their sports? they inject each other with needles, then they just inject each other... and their steroids mutate into some hybrid form of performance enhancement?

who knows... i just hope the giants beat that fudge packer today.