Friday, January 6, 2012

Florida cop tasers, pepper sprays guy in Darth Vader mask

tell me my overconfidence is my weakness ONE MORE TIME and see what happens!
Just another tremendous chapter in the illustrious history of Florida law enforcement. I give Florida police a lot of credit; not even Agents Mulder and Scully saw the volume of weirdos Florida police have to put up with. And I am not about to criticize a man for getting hammered and donning a Darth Vader mask, I basically did the same thing on NYE except I was socializing in my movie-quality Optimus Prime mask (equipped with a voice modulator). Unfortunately for Mike Cole, wearing his Vader mask made him a little too confident and he started shouting obscenities at a state trooper...leading to Mr. Cole getting tasered (Force Lightning?) and then pepper sprayed, which is just one of the most physically painful 1-2 punches the human body can experience.

In my mind I'm picturing Cole/Vader getting hit with the taser/modern equivalent of Force Lightning and doing that same horrendous scream/groan Hayden Christensen did at the end of 'Revenge of the Sith'. NOOOOAUGGHHH!!!!

The Emperor: Now, you will pay the price for your lack of vision!
[shoots more Force lighting]

1 comment:

  1. cole vader: the ability to destroy a six pack is insignificant compared to the power of the force!

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