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Just another tremendous chapter in the illustrious history of Florida law enforcement. I give Florida police a lot of credit; not even Agents Mulder and Scully saw the volume of weirdos Florida police have to put up with. And I am not about to criticize a man for getting hammered and donning a Darth Vader mask, I basically did the same thing on NYE except I was socializing in my movie-quality Optimus Prime mask (equipped with a voice modulator). Unfortunately for Mike Cole, wearing his Vader mask made him a little too confident and he started shouting obscenities at a state trooper...leading to Mr. Cole getting tasered (Force Lightning?) and then pepper sprayed, which is just one of the most physically painful 1-2 punches the human body can experience.
In my mind I'm picturing Cole/Vader getting hit with the taser/modern equivalent of Force Lightning and doing that same horrendous scream/groan Hayden Christensen did at the end of 'Revenge of the Sith'. NOOOOAUGGHHH!!!!
The Emperor: Now, you will pay the price for your lack of vision!
[shoots more Force lighting]
cole vader: the ability to destroy a six pack is insignificant compared to the power of the force!
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