Woman Attacked By Pet Ocelot

No! Babou, serpentine!

A local woman’s arm was injured severely after her boyfriend’s pet lynx attacked her at home.
According to KING-TV, the woman was attacked Friday while she was cleaning. It reportedly escaped from its cage and bit her.

So maybe this attack involved a lynx and not an ocelot.  But I think the two animals have enough in common that if the owner was as astute as secret agent Sterling Archer this entire nasty incident could have been avoided.  When you stick a lynx/ocelot in a cage with no toys it naturally becomes understimulated and will eventually lash out.  This lady should be glad she didn't also get sprayed with cat urine.

Archer: [Describing an Ocelot's paw-prints] They look just like a housecat's, but bigger and awesomer.

I'm looking for a terrorist and an ocelot!

Archer: [to Babou the ocelot while handcuffed in a police car] They called you exotic. Which is just people talk for awesome. Which you are, which is why I am so happy I saved your life, buddy. [Babou growls and squeaks to him] Don't worry, probably just thousands of dollars in fines, maybe a little bit of jail time, hopefully just probation. [Babou leans forward and urinates on the car seat next to Archer. Archer speaks in a strained voice] Totally worth it. [Babou growls] No, Babou, that was all sarcasm. [more growls] YES, ALL OF IT, YOU FOX-EARED ASSHOLE!