These guys got it on and banged the gong like champs
A 23-year-old southeast Nebraska man has legally added Tyrannosaurus Rex to his name. The man entered the York County courtroom on Monday as Tyler Gold. Gold said in his public filing for the change that the dinosaur's name is cooler. Gold also says that "as an entrepreneur, name recognition is important and the new name is more recognizable."Gold's new name is Tyrannosaurus Rex Joseph Gold.
Wait, so Tyler Gold went through the trouble of adding Tyrannosaurus Rex to his name...but just put it in the middle...so really everyone will still be calling him Ty Gold?? What the hell is the point? If you are going to take the name "Tyrannosaurus Rex" you had better own it and do something awesome, like form a rock band and pump out a bunch of glam rock hits and make weird album covers (what is a beard of stars?). How can your "new" name be more recognizable when its the same name as before?
Even if he introduces himself as "Tyrannosaurus", his last name is still "Gold" which will just confuse everyone. Tyrannosaurus Gold, you are a jackass.
at the very least, change your last name to "Rannosaurus". "Tyler Rannosaurus, but you can call me Ty"... people will slowly realize 'hey, is that guys name Ty Rannosaurus!?".... at lest that has some subtle zip to it. what a whiff..
ReplyDeleteMax Power, Hercules Rockefeller, Rembrandt Q. Einstein, Handsome B. Wonderful.. now THOSE are new names... this clown just added two middle initials... what waste...Tyler T.R. Gold... jackass deluxe.
and i don't know what a beard of stars is, but if it's anywhere as cool as StarBurns's star-shaped sideburns, i bet its awesome. (rip StarBurns)
ReplyDeleteI actually like Tyler Rannosaurus...it would be great if you lived in the same town as Ty Gold and changed your name to Tyler Rannosaurus; it would be such a power move. I imagine Ty Gold would flip out.
ReplyDeleteAnd, wow, I had no idea who StarBurns was. Interesting.