Pass the salt, this penis tastes too bland

"on the bright side, you'll swim much faster now. trust me. i know" - varys

In this doozie, some guy gets his whole twig and berries and pouch lopped off, then says he will prepare them as a dinner, and actually gets five people to pay for this meal... thats a total of six twisted people in tokyo. (story here... gross)

if you read the story, the guy wasn't even a chef... just a guy who wanted to cook his own genitals.

and as insane as that guys it, how completely mental are the people who were all fired up to eat a dick?... and balls.... and scrot?...

And on top of that, they didn't even have their japanese penis cooked up by a real chef? serioulsy, if i am ever in a state of mind where i am craving a fried cockenballs, you better believe i want a top notch chef making it as tasty as possible.... though i guess its the perfect meal to make if you're not a great chef, since even if you do it right, it still tastes like dick.