Friday, May 11, 2012

Never Mind That Shit! Here Comes Mongo!




ST. LOUIS (KMOV) -- Police have arrested a man they say attacked the driver of a horse-drawn carriage then took the reins in downtown St. Louis Tuesday night.... Police said the horse, whose name is Harry, continued pulling the carriage and ran back to his barn at the St. Louis Carriage Company stables, located at 1000 Cerre Street. The carriage then crashed into and damaged a trolley bus on the parking lot. Police said another employee of the carriage company ran out and started to remove the horse from the carriage to get it back inside the stable. Medina then jumped down from the carriage and started punching and kicking the horse.


Alex Karras would be proud of this... Johnny Medina going Mongo on poor Harry the Horse... wow... Lucky for Medina, this was not a police horse, otherwise he'd probably be in the slammer right now... though Medina does not look like a guy who would need the Squirrel Master to protect his fruit cocktail.... he actually looks more like Nasty Nate himself.

the horse whisperer
Back to Harry the Horse... you gotta put up more of a fight, buddy! i've seen enough thunder kicks from horses on youtube to know they could kick in the toughest guys skull, but Harry just tuck tails it and drags/crashes his carriage all over town as he tries to get back to his stable... Harry has gotta be the most depressed horse on the planet. Here he is, in St. Louis, with the famous Budweiser Clydesdale clip-clopping all over the place, and Harry has to settle to pulling some lame carriage and getting his face punched in by some wacko... That's the horse equivalent of moving to NYC to be an actress and winding up a hooker... talk about embarrassing. Harry should probably just eat some pink pop corn and kill himself.


Butterstuff the diabetic horse would put up a better fight than lame ol HArry.

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