Fortunately this graphic doesn't capture league rankings in "complete organizational failure" and "lamest name".Facial, LA. Total Facial. You can have your cute "Lob City" title, apparently DC is "Neon Boudeaux Power Slam City". Just dunking all over the place. And losing, and disgracing themselves, and wearing jerseys that say Wizards on them...but also dunking the shit out of stuff as well I guess.
Avada Kedunkra!
Avada Kedunkra!
avada kedunkra.... brilliant... might have to add a wizards tee... wow. (plus, if using the 'killing curse' becomes trendy - perhaps they will scrap the name 'wizards' all together, since, like bullets, it will promote death)
ReplyDeletein the mean time, there are actually so many possibilities with the wizards - all that needs to happen is them getting good.
javale mcgee, swatting a balrog: "you shall not score" (or more realistically, john wall, ball hogging, - you shall not pass!)
or just a pic of john wall, flying through the air, with 'wingardium levioso' as the text... wow, i like that one a lot.
A wizards ally-oop is never late or early. it is dunked precisely when it is meant to.
And just when i thought you couldn't possibly be any more nerdy. you go and post something like this
ReplyDeleteand also, It's LeviOsa, not LevioSA
ReplyDeleteHaha...how bad is it we took this long to find something enjoyable about this Wizards name? I've just ALWAYS harbored such intense hatred for it I failed to see the comedic value when tied in with LOTR and HP. I really think they're going to revert to the Bullets by 2015 at the latest. We have to pull as much nerd related humor from this as possible before it goes away.
ReplyDeleteHow about a t-shirt with Abe Pollin yelling "CRUCIO!!" at a bunch of Bullets fans. Just years of torture thanks to that guy.