Introducing the "crawling helmet"

Seems some parents are so concerned about the rate at which their babies are ambling about the living room that they are purchasing crawling helmets for their high velocity tots. The sales pitch for the crawling helmet includes mention of hardwood and tile floors, implying that responsible parents protect defenseless children from these horrors.






Leash? Check. Helmet? Check. Totally unprepared for life? Check.

To paraphrase El Pres, the sissification of America continues. What an embarrassment. American parents are raising an entire generation what we used to call "those kids". The ones that wore more saftey equipment than you could ever possibly need, applied sunblock and bug spray all the time, and generally made you wonder if they were made of glass. At some point in their lives children need to find out what pain feels like - its life's greatest teacher.