Carlos Beltran Fixes Jonny Beak's beak...

nice beak

So this story is pretty old... but i am still not sure how more hasn't been made out of it.

As we all know, Jon Niese has one of the more impressive shark fin honkers in all of sports. Jonny Beak's schnoz looks like a mutated version of jeromy burnitz's hook. it wasn't pretty.

When beltran was on the mets, he apparently (and jokingly) offered to pay for the plastic surgery to fix Niese's Nose....

this offseason, Niese took Beltran up on his offer. (why not)... his beak is still impressively huge, but at least its straight now.

moleymoleymoleymoleymoleymoley

the one thing that should be much more of a topic(and maybe it was, and i've just missed it) , is how many people were talking behind beltrans back about the fact that he should probably look into getting that ridiculous growth removed form his head... you know this had to happen - its probably the one thing the mets players enjoyed the most last season, after beltran was traded. openly ripping on his lack of self awareness.

for years i rememebr joking that the mole had to be the source of all of beltrans powers... or that he had some sort of reebok sponsorship for 'the pump'.... but the fact is, there is no reason he still has that thing.

how many times do you think that nut tim byrdack dropped this line in the clubhouse:




whatever the reason for this whole story, the end result is that beltran still has his mole, and jonny beak still has a huge schnoz....

can't wait for baseball season.